Hey, Jigen. Do you know what I'm thinking about?
No, I don't.
What kind of partner are you?
Shouldn't a partner catch on quick, like in a "Tsuu-Kah" response?
Tsuu!
Kah, right?
Right on. That's more like it.
And you know what I'm thinking about now, right?
Nope. Not at all.
Huh!
Well, more than likely, you're thinking about Fujiko.
That's it! Right on!
I was thinking about Fujiko. Fujiko dear!
We're gonna jump!
Hey! Don't drive so recklessly!
- This is not good! - What's not good?
- The brakes aren't working! - What?
- Press the pedal harder! - I AM pressing it harder!
Then how come it's not stopping?
Somebody has messed with the brakes!
What?
When you think about Fujiko, nothing good comes of it.
That's what you're thinking. Right, Lupan?
Lupan!
Fujiko dear!
"Blitz Dove Tactics" (Dengeki Hatopoppo Sakusen)
Fujiko dear, it's been a while.
Lupan, if you don't want to fall...
...you have to tell me the secret of the levitation technique.
I don't mind telling you.
But still, it was terrible of you to mess with the brakes, Fujiko dear.
You have no time to whine.
If you don't hurry up and tell me...
You'll fall to the bottom of the gorge!
And the guy over there making all those annoying noises, who is it?
The authorities know me as "X No. 8".
He's my new boyfriend!
No way! You already have a boyfriend, me!
That's not for you to decide.
I hate a man with a monkey face!
What did you say? Which part of me reminds you of a monkey?!
- Lupan! - Huh?
Save the silly talk for later. The tree's about to fall!
So what?
Damn you! You'll pay for this!
Look, X No. 8!
I have witnessed it! The levitation technique!
Lupan sure has invented a strange technique.
Floating. Drifting.
Thank God for the levitation technique.
Shall I give Fujiko a shot or two?
- Hey, hey! Don't do it! - Ah, that's right.
What happened?
So, what do you think? Did you figure out the trick?
Well, what I think is...
They've combined a method for generating static electricity...
...with a nutritional weight reduction technique.
Combining their efforts, they could produce this application.
Explain in simpler terms!
History of christianity knows cases where...
...people have been able to walk on water...
...due to low body weight, caused by malnutrition.
The reason why I suspect they're using static electricity...
...is that they were shoulder-to-shoulder, as if to become one.
If you generate enough static electricity...
...it will be repelled by the positive charge of the sea surface.
Then the body floats like a hovercraft.
I see. And?
However, generating a charge large enough to make that much weight float...
...no human could survive it.
That's your job, to figure out how!
That's enough!
By the way, Ms. Fujiko.
If you can get them to reveal the secret of the technique...
...I will give you one of my chateaus in addition to the one million francs.
- Really? - I promise.
I'll try again. X No. 8!
Fujiko Mine is such a sneaky woman.
I let her go in order to arrest Lupan.
Baron, can we really trust her to take your offer?
It's all right. Please leave it in my hands.
The next stage has already been prepared for.
Lupan! You bastard!
Please wait!
These two are my loyal subordinates.
They have studied the behavioral patterns of Lupan and his gang...
...in order to be able to disguise themselves like this.
It's a disguise? Let me see...
It is very well done.
old man. Be quiet.
Pardon me.
Inspector Zenigata, my plan is simply brilliant.
We will surely capture Lupan.
- Well, here they come. - Yeah.
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
Good girl. Sleep tight.
- Put your hands up, Lupan. - Who is it?
A man the authorities know as X No. 8.
Do what I tell you to.
Walk!
Who is it?
A man the authorities know as Daisuke Jigen.
Damn!
X No. 8, why did you come after me? Which syndicate?
I wouldn't tell you even if you split my mouth!
Even if I split your mouth, huh?
- Then I'll split your mouth! - Let go!
Do I have to go this far to make you talk?
What are you doing?
Lupan, I didn't think you were like this.
But it looks like you are dumb, and you fight dirty!
Say what you want.
This side is positive, and this is negative...
To think the infamous Lupan The 3RD has been reduced to this. You make me sad.
Oh, do I? Then go ahead and cry for me.
With this!
Hey, you! Don't touch that!
That's my only memento of my mother!
Huh! You mean this piece of junk?
Don't do that! If you break it, I...
My mother would...
Then fess up, Idiot 8!
Which syndicate? Why are you following us?
I went after you guys to steal the secret of the levitation technique.
Which syndicate?
That, I can't say...
Then let's play some music.
Coo, coo, coo.
Pigeons, coo, coo...
Do you want dry beans? I will give you some.
All of you come together, and you'll be electrocuted.
I'll have my revenge! This is nothing compared to what I will do to you!
-He is persistent. -Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no!
Die!
- We did it. - Sort of.
All right. Shall we go?
- X No. 8! - Who is it?
It's me!
- Just as we planned. - Everything went well.
Please get well soon. Let's capture Lupan together.
Lupan...
I will tear him to pieces!
Oh, my! I see can count on you.
Get away from me!
Hello. Doctor, please.
There's a large electric charge stored in his body.
First, we need to get him to discharge.
Lupan, that bastard!
Vengeance will be mine!
The charge level is going down.
Good. So, he'll survive.
It's just a matter of time.
Lupan!
This is bad!
Damn you! Devil! It's unforgivable!
Where are you?
Lupan, come out! Come out!
Fujiko?
Fujikoooo!
Don't come!
Come out, Lupan!
Shall we begin?
Lupan, I'm coming!
If you're mad at me, come get me!
You bastards! Are you even human?
Now, let's enjoy the piece of music I play the best.
Stop it!
Hurry up, or Fujiko will turn into charcoal.
Fujiko!
Damn. This is an act of the Devil!
Bastards! Beasts!
See that? He's like a demon of vengeance now.
Yeah.
Well done. It's a success.
Now he won't stop chasing Lupan until one of them is dead.
-Right, Inspector? -Huh?
That's what happened. They used a dirty trick.
X No. 8 is totally enraged. The memento of his mother was broken...
I see.
Pops must be at the end of his rope if he has to resort to asking the mob for help.
Well... He's growing senile, I bet.
By the way, how did you attach the transmitters on Fujiko and X No. 8?
Oh, it was a piece of cake.
When we were falling off the cliff...
...I did it with the blow needles.
Them washing their hair won't shake the needles off, either.
I can't stand this anymore. I'm dying!
Why is that?
Right now the red and the blue are stuck together!
Don't let it get to you.
All right, then. As according to the plan.
So this is it. I should be able to fix it.
Cheers!
For victory!
I have no other choice.
The French police completely misunderstand Lupan.
I'm reluctant to join hands with outlaws like you...
...but it's completely unavoidable.
Acknowledging our syndicate speaks highly of you!
We are now in the middle of chasing Goemon Ishikawa.
Ah! There is a helicopter just ahead!
Alright. Go after it.
Yes, sir.
Well... huh? Doctor, what are you doing?
I'm extremely bored, so I'm going to fix this.
This is X No. 8. I've captured Daisuke Jigen.
You have? Where?
On the beach of Charcoal Jack.
- Very well. - Very well.
No need to rush. It is now fixed!
Doctor, may I borrow these for a second?
This is a very special piece of electrical equipment I have here.
Now! Tell us the secret of the levitation technique.
Never!
Stop that, Buddy 8. Idiot 8.
Who is it?
Your boss sure is a cruel guy.
Look at this.
Baron made these masks and pulled a fast one on you.
Anyone would get upset if the sole memento of their mother was destroyed.
No! I won't be tricked! I saw you do it with my own eyes!
You still don't believe me, huh?
Then...
My mother's keepsake piano!
I've fixed it.
Now it's clear we didn't do it.
I see.
Those who hurt us were only disguised as Lupan and Jigen.
That's right. Baron was the one behind it all.
You were given the part of the fool.
Damn! Baron! How dare he!
- Lupan. - Ah! Fujiko dear.
Tell me the secret of the levitation technique.
Since I'm in such a nasty predicament, I'll tell you.
This is the reason the piano fell down from the sky...
I see! Balloons!
The instructions are written in here.
OK, that's it!
You're all under arrest!
I'm absolutely helpless this time.
Looks like Lupan's luck has finally come to an end, huh?
Lupan, do not put up a fight.
Everyone! Get on the boat!
What? You think you'll get away?
Wait, Lupan!
Wait!
Lupan, this will get us all killed!
No way! Not to worry.
Lupan! Do not put up a fight!
See ya, Pops.
Wait! Lupan!
I see. This is the trick behind the levitation technique.
That's right. We used this to walk on the water.
So that's how it is. How smart of you, Lupan.
Oh, well. Since I've told you, reward me, Fujiko dear!
Ah! That's not fair!
I'm sorry, Lupan.
Heeeeelp!
I won't give up!
Crap! I'm out of luck!
I can't believe I've gotta escape the Moroccan desert hand-in-hand with Pops!
This has never happened before!
How did it start? I can't tell you yet.
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